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bore punch 

Marine Corps Slang - The horrible test for STD's involving the male penis. In order to get a sample/culture - the doctor will insert a wand that resembles a pipe cleaner. This test is usually very painfull, especially after when you must urinate. The test is simalar to that of cleaning a military rile barrel with tools called a "bore punch"
Dude I fucked that Thai hooker in Fuket Beach and had to get my BORE PUNCHED when I got back to the ship because I had the drippy dick.
bore punch by B, E, double Bizzle September 21, 2006
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bore punching 

The act of getting a swab up one's pee hole when testing for a sexually transmitted disease.
I had to get my bore punched cause the bitch gave me the clap.
bore punching by schlacker June 10, 2004

getting your bore punched 

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.
drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.
getting your bore punched by tyII October 4, 2006

Borepuncher 

That dirty borepuncher kept hitting on my boyfriend and every man in the bar last night.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026