bootyisum

A girl with enthusiasm and an ass preferably in yoga pants or something tight

Mr Mitchell how do u remember Buddisum I just look at Devons ass and think Bootyisum #shreddy

by Shreddymastal December 12, 2015

Bootyisum

A girl with a nice ass preferably in yoga pants

Mr Mitchell how do u remember Buddisum I just look at Devon and think Bootyisum

by Shreddymastal December 12, 2015

Bootyism

The religion of the Kardashians. Not to be confused with Buddhism. Bootyist–name for a believer in Bootyism. Bootyists worship the Kardashians and booties.

Wow, the cashier at this Skims location is such a bootyist! Maybe everyone who works at Skims strongly believes in Bootyism due to their booties.

by EvilNogard March 7, 2023

Boothism

The excessive use of idioms, capitalization, and punctuation intended soley for the purpose of hearing one's own voice and/or admiring one's own literary proficiency.

Boothism In conversation: "At any rate, the long and the short of it is that we just have to figure out how this happens."

Boothism In writing: " The long and the short if it is that I have no update yet (just arrived and checked). Do you have an update from TODAY (ie., Friday in Greece) AFTER she had the day to re-examine, determine problem (i.e. issue and availability), etc?

by JanitorialTeam March 1, 2010

Bootyhism

A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.

My world was terrible before I converted to Bootyhism and then I saw the booty.

by MC White Chocholate February 6, 2014

Bootysmasher

One who completely destroys any anus he sexually encounters.

Margret: Oww!! I've anally fornicated before but you have completely ripped apart my anus!

Pablo: Jyes. I guess jyou can call me El Bootysmasher.

Margret: Oh, you' re so smooth. Your swag is confirmed. Please, Tear me a new one!

Pablo: I believe i just did....

by SychoSurge January 11, 2009

Boothism

1. Putting down other people's ideas solely on the basis that they are not your own.

2. Ignoring a glaring problem to opine on a mundane detail on a subject for which you have no business being involved.

1. I did NOT come up with that solution, it is GARBAGE.

2. Man #1: Help me get these kids off the bridge before it falls?

Man #2: Did they use water based paint for the hand rails on that bridge? An oil based paint should have been used, it provides superior performance in an outdoor environment. What moron used a water based paint?

Man #1: Boothism 101.

by Superdragout February 3, 2010