bootyburglar

one who tries to stealthly initiate anal sex like a theif in the night.

ow! my ass hurts, i shoulda known that sonofabitch was a bootyburglar!

by S. Stoops March 31, 2007

boozeburglar

That annoying mooch of an acquaintance who simply refuses to purchase their own booze, and thus comes to you attempting to snag what you got. Women are not exempted from this title, and are often the chief perpetrators.

I had me a handle and now it's gone...I done got boozeburgled by a boozeburglar, probably some toolbag

by Hanna Jorts January 21, 2009

booty burglar

someone who robs the nookie from an unconcious, lifeless, sleeping partner in the middle of the nite.

The booty burglar broke in again last nite!

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Booty-Burglar

A person that steals your girl.

I was flirting with that chick and then a Booty-Burglar came in and stole her.

by KC Rappa November 4, 2016