booty disease 

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.

Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.

booty disease by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020

Asian Booty Disease 

Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.

There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.

Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?

Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.

Asian Booty Disease by GUDDAGUDDA April 6, 2010

Asian Booty Disease 

Also known as "ABD" it is a joke used by Asians who doesn't have a booty to dance with.

Also a reference from Poreotics, a dance crew from America's Best Dance Crew.

Asian chick: "Why can't I shake my ass like the black girl on MTV?"

Friend: "Blame your Asian Booty Disease"

Asian Booty Disease by v@n1lla<3 April 8, 2010