booty cracker

Booty cracker is the act of taking a saltine cracker and on a very hot day swipping it between a sweaty but crack and eating it.

After a long day of working construction I asked the wife to booty cracker me before I showered.

by Mudd but July 16, 2021

Graham cracker booty

A weak, undefined, and un-toned buttocks on a short stalky person.

That girl dont do squats or deadlifts
Yea she got a graham cracker booty

by BigGains720 June 23, 2015