booty cracker

Booty cracker is the act of taking a saltine cracker and on a very hot day swipping it between a sweaty but crack and eating it.
After a long day of working construction I asked the wife to booty cracker me before I showered.
by Mudd but July 17, 2021
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Graham cracker booty

A weak, undefined, and un-toned buttocks on a short stalky person.
That girl dont do squats or deadlifts
Yea she got a graham cracker booty
by BigGains720 June 17, 2015
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