"He didn't give oral, he was actually only batting for one inning (she had to bring the game into overtime) and HE doesn't get out of bed to show her to the door? That is bad bootiquette..."
(Source: http://blog.myspace.com/hanginwithstang 26 July 07)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.