A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."
"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
Someone who just can't decide if their is life right. Always changing house, boyfriend/girlfriend, neversure if they like someone, will always cheat on someone or they keep arguing or falling out with friends then getting temporary friends to make the ex friend jealous.
Scott: Damn! That girl is such a blipper, she needs to get her act together!
Rhandri: ikr! She's cheated on a couple guys to and she's never had a friend for more than 10 days!!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.