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Book guy 

Book guy is a weird guy mostly known in books and used as a code name most of the time there name would be Isaac or sharman.
Book guy likes the main character in my book
Book guy by Heartless person May 31, 2017

comic book guy 

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name was revealed to be "Jeff Albertson".

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
comic book guy by Xander W. February 21, 2005

comic book guy 

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
comic book guy by Cabji March 1, 2004

comic book guy 

Simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. He tends to use a catch phrase of "Worst (insert word) ever."
comic book guy by 1_WTC_Lock May 21, 2004

comic book guy 

In the Simpsons episode following Superbowl XXXIX, the Comic Book Guy tells Ned Flanders that his real name is Jeff Albertson.
Jeff Albertson, owner of the Android's Dungeon, was known as The Comic Book Guy for years.
comic book guy by Thomas February 7, 2005

comic book guy 

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.
"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
comic book guy by person yo-yo December 22, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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