booger farm

A hidden place that all men all of the world have where the keep their booger's after they pick their nose. All men have a booger farm in a place where they spend a lot of time. For example every man has a farm at work, home, and even at their best friends house. The question is where does your husband keep his????

Honey, is that your booger farm behind the couch in the living room????

booger farm by Jeremy Holt July 5, 2005

booger farmer 

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

booger farmer by Eric July 11, 2004

boogey farmer 

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.

Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.

boogey farmer by boozemover April 8, 2012

Boogerfart 

When my son was 4 years old we were in a restaurant and a kid had a really snotty nose sitting near us.. The kind of snotty nose that creates "bubbles".

One of the bubbles "Popped"!

My son said, "Mom! That kid just had a BOOGERFART!".

Definition:

A nose so runny that boogers create a bubble that "pops" therefore making it a "Boogerfart"

"Grab that kid a tissue!! He just had a boogerfart!!"

Boogerfart by MelMel22 August 22, 2011