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Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Boofinpoop 

A 6 year old girl that sniffs shrooms and is 548 pounds she only eats toenail clippings she has 2 buttholes 3 clits 2 vaginas 1 testicle and 4 penises that are always erect and constantly sperting sperm she stores her food ( toenail clippings ) in her buttholes and likes to fist her vaginas in her spare time.
Dude that a god damn boofinpoop
Boofinpoop by Kid name Stan February 22, 2017

Boofongaloo 

Boofongaloo:

Part of Speech: adjective

Definition: amazing
When I asked my father what it was like working with his wife, her sister, and her mother he replied, "Boofongaloo!"

boongoos 

boongoos is a massive headache, rolling in your brain like a roller-coaster plus the squeals of a pig in a slaughter house

in the center of your head, and right behind your nose.
Hey! Look at Jimmy. He got the boongoos. He better not go to school this week. I'll write his doctor a note...
boongoos by shingon2006 October 12, 2012

Boofington

Something that is super lame, annoying, or just generally unappealing. The “ington” adds a generational level of lameness that goes beyond a simple “boof”
Wow this bar is so boofington now
Boofington by DoñaPoot July 23, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026