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Mr.Boofington
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018
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Boofinpoop
A 6 year old girl that sniffs shrooms and is 548 pounds she only eats toenail clippings she has 2 buttholes 3 clits 2 vaginas 1 testicle and 4 penises that are always erect and constantly sperting sperm she stores her food ( toenail clippings ) in her buttholes and likes to fist her vaginas in her spare time.
Boofinpoop by Kid name Stan February 22, 2017
Boofongaloo
When I asked my father what it was like working with his wife, her sister, and her mother he replied, "Boofongaloo!"
Boofongaloo by Devil Dog Pressman April 6, 2010
boongoos
boongoos is a massive headache, rolling in your brain like a roller-coaster plus the squeals of a pig in a slaughter house
in the center of your head, and right behind your nose.
in the center of your head, and right behind your nose.
Hey! Look at Jimmy. He got the boongoos. He better not go to school this week. I'll write his doctor a note...
boongoos by shingon2006 October 12, 2012
Boofington
Something that is super lame, annoying, or just generally unappealing. The “ington” adds a generational level of lameness that goes beyond a simple “boof”
Boofington by DoñaPoot July 23, 2026
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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