A 6 year old girl that sniffs shrooms and is 548 pounds she only eats toenail clippings she has 2 buttholes 3 clits 2 vaginas 1 testicle and 4 penises that are always erect and constantly sperting sperm she stores her food ( toenail clippings ) in her buttholes and likes to fist her vaginas in her spare time.
Something that is super lame, annoying, or just generally unappealing. The “ington” adds a generational level of lameness that goes beyond a simple “boof”
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle'spool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.