Imaginary disease you tell you kids about to scare or persuade your children to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also see konkalonka which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch bonkatobia or konkalonka.

bonkatobia by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

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Bonotonous

The state of extreme, monotonous boredom, usually associated with study leave and exams. Extreme boredom Leaves you spending days on end in your room, revising, chatting on msn, and making strange words on urban dictionary.

"Man, this revising sucks, im so f**king bonotonous, im gunna get off msn and watch some paint dry."

Bonotonous by Biggy-J & Fly boy June 9, 2009

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Bonktown

1. A roadie's go-to site: one ridiculous deal, on gear, one at a time, until it's gone; Like the smoothest paceline you've ever ridden.
2. A place where those who have ever purchased a month of cable to watch the tour can buy primo cycling gear at a scandalous price.
3. A place for those leg shavers trying to avoid road rash find the bike goods.

bonktown paceline primo

Bonktown by Candicewh February 23, 2009

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