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1. A roadie's go-to site: one ridiculous deal, on gear, one at a time, until it's gone; Like the smoothest paceline you've ever ridden.
2. A place where those who have ever purchased a month of cable to watch the tour can buy primo cycling gear at a scandalous price.
3. A place for those leg shavers trying to avoid road rash find the bike goods.
bonktown paceline primo
Bonktown by Candicewh February 23, 2009
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Bonetown 

Hey man, how was your date? Did you take her to Bonetown?

I took a trip to Bonetown last night.
Bonetown by Ron Lite December 14, 2008

bonetown dip 

gonna give her a bonetown dip

bonetown dirty double dip 

reverse actions of the bonetown double dip - dip balls into gaping asshole, then straight to gaping vagina
gonna give her a bonetown dirty double dip

bonetown double dip

first dipping the balls into a gaping vagina, then straight to a gaping asshole
gonna give her the bonetown double dip

bonetown dirty dip 

dip balls into gaping asshole
gonna give her a bonetown dirty dip
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