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Bong and Thong 

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'
Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

Thong n' Bong 

The use of a mechanical smoking device while being pleasured by a female (or male if thats how you roll) whose buttocks is unnecessarily exposed from wearing a thong.
"Hey baby, this party is a real dive, lets go Thong n' Bong back at your place"
Thong n' Bong by Kenneth F Powers November 7, 2011

bongohongolokoogers 

(bongo-hong-olo-koogers) {noun} a woman's breasts/boob. usually very very large.
'nah her bonghongolokoogers are too big to pull the gender swap again'
'dude did you see that girl's bongohongolokoogers'

bonghongalahoos

A big ol pair of clonkers. A big ol pair of badonkers. Some huge shonkogonkadonkers.
OH BOY! Shes got some B I G bonghongalahoos!

bongchongboy

You are a bongchongboy when you're getting Asian food takeout and you go into the restaurant not realizing you were so high on ketamine, and you end up somehow paying for, receiving, and eating your food before you even realize where you have been the whole time; munching out hard.
The other night I was so k rocked I went to China Star and must have almost eaten the whole menu, I didn't bring my wallet so I had to do dishes until i paid off the $32 and man did I feel like a bongchongboy!
bongchongboy by Tommychongboy October 27, 2017