bonersaw

distant relative to the bonesaw, used to saw limbs off, and the chainsaw, originally used for pregnancies, the bonersaw was used in the 1800's to slice the penis off of a man after death, allowing them to fit in the coffin.

...and now that we have confirmed that john has passed, we'll need to measure his blood and use the bonersaw before burying him. may he find peace in heaven...

by the weirdo :} January 14, 2023

Bonesaw MAGA

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.

Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.

by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

Bonesaw is Ready

Phrase from the 2002 movie "Spiderman", where Spiderman is about to fight Randy Savage (Bonesaw McGraw) but Randy says "Bonesaw is ready!" It

"BONESAW IS READY"

by Le Carlton September 25, 2017

bonerhawk

A female who keenly waits for a male victim to reach inebriation before attempting to initiate sexual activity for personal gain. Most commonly, the female will perform involuntary fellatio while the victim sleeps in order to initiate sexual intercourse.

"Damn, how hard was Holly bonerhawkin' Trav at Central?"

"Oh, Dude. Hard."

by jwill22 January 11, 2009

Bonersaurus

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton

Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.

by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010

Bonesaw

One who is ready.

"Bonesaw's ready."

by Tait Nucleus December 3, 2003

bonersation

noun: a conversation between a boy and a girl, and the only reason a boy is talking to the girl is to score.

dan: I'm gonna go have a nice bonersationn with that girl over there.

by daveynorthshore June 29, 2011