Bonersaurs

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Bonersaurs can be used to describe someone instead of: dork, tool, or any other characterization of someone who is just lame.

A person, usually male that walks around waving its arms and makes obscure noises. And they normally have very smelly feet and throw spoons.

It sometimes dances (usually to mid 2000 pop hits, notably "My Humps") and waves its arms around like it's having a seizure.

"oh man look at that guy trying to dance up on that chick."

"yeah, what a bonersaurs."

Bonersaurs by bonerjamz209 May 22, 2009

Words you can keep

Bonersaurus

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton

Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.

Bonersaurus by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010

Related Words

Bonersaurs • Bonersaurus • Bonersause • bonersauce • bonosaursus • Krasnov Bonespursky • boner cause • Boner Surfing • Boner Surprise

bonosaursus

A boner.

Shit! I just got a bonosaursus!

bonosaursus by djaksfjklajfafaf March 10, 2011

bonersauce

1)noun: The outcome of a large mistake

2)noun: Jizz

When I flipped off my asian teacher I had so much bonersauce afterwords. 4 detentions (pshhhh if she was white she wouldn't care)

2) MY BONERSAUCE GOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!!

bonersauce by WhiteAsJizz8D March 18, 2011

bonersauce

Man juice.

Dude, I totally got my bonersauce all up in her hair.

That girl sure can chug some bonersauce.

bonersauce by steviefuckingwonder December 17, 2008

Bonersause

The Small amount of cum that comes out after getting extremely hard. Also known as precum in the past.

FUCK I'm Hard, i hope my bonersause doesn't go through my pants!

Bonersause by D& Adam March 12, 2009

Krasnov Bonespursky

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".

Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?

Krasnov Bonespursky by 6_inches_toward_freedom April 14, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026