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Bonersaurs

Bonersaurs can be used to describe someone instead of: dork, tool, or any other characterization of someone who is just lame.

A person, usually male that walks around waving its arms and makes obscure noises. And they normally have very smelly feet and throw spoons.

It sometimes dances (usually to mid 2000 pop hits, notably "My Humps") and waves its arms around like it's having a seizure.
"oh man look at that guy trying to dance up on that chick."

"yeah, what a bonersaurs."
by bonerjamz209 May 22, 2009
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Bonersaurus

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton
Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.
by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010
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bonosaursus

Shit! I just got a bonosaursus!
by djaksfjklajfafaf March 10, 2011
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bonersauce

1)noun: The outcome of a large mistake

2)noun: Jizz
When I flipped off my asian teacher I had so much bonersauce afterwords. 4 detentions (pshhhh if she was white she wouldn't care)

2) MY BONERSAUCE GOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!!
by WhiteAsJizz8D March 18, 2011
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bonersauce

Dude, I totally got my bonersauce all up in her hair.

That girl sure can chug some bonersauce.
by steviefuckingwonder December 17, 2008
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Bonersause

The Small amount of cum that comes out after getting extremely hard. Also known as precum in the past.
FUCK I'm Hard, i hope my bonersause doesn't go through my pants!
by D& Adam March 12, 2009
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Krasnov Bonespursky

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".
Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?
by 6_inches_toward_freedom April 14, 2025
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