bonerf

(noun) A type of erection where the penis stands erect, but remains soft. A portmanteau of boner and nerf.

Jane: So I finally slept with Bill last night.
Jill: Oh! How was he?
Jane: He was ok i guess. I thought he was hard for me but it turned out to be a bonerf.
Jill: Damn girl!

by tek6 December 20, 2010

bonerf

(noun) When you are so excited about playing with nerf guns, you get a hard-on.

James: Hey dude, get over here right now, i just got me two vulcan 25's and a double shot nerf gun. Let's do some drive-by's
Nic: Dude! You just gave a massive bonerf! I'll be there in 5

by tek6 December 20, 2010

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014

Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021