Skip to main content

nipple boner 

When your nipples get hard.
It's cold in here, I just got a nipple boner!

Nipple Boner 

When your nipples become hard and stick out.
Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."
Nipple Boner by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012

Nipple Boner 

"Damn I have a nipple boner"
Nipple Boner by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Nipple Boner 

A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.
Ron: Is that a little penis coming out of your nipple?

Black girl: No dick, it's my nipple boner.

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.
Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026