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boner mode 

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick
Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."
boner mode by Average_joe420 March 20, 2016
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boxer mode 

After a long day of work or school, and you want to relax. Take off those pants and that shirt and sit infront of your tv in your boxers and drink some beers and eat some snacks.
Hey Mike, I can't wait to get home and get into boxer mode.
boxer mode by PrfktTear March 9, 2007

bone mode 

When i saw them Rhianna pics, i was on bone mode
bone mode by vonnyny June 7, 2011

modem boner 

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.
Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.
modem boner by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014

bonerodeo 

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you
did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man
bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026