boner joust
boner joust by triplekinks May 8, 2006
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Boner Jousting
A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.
Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"
Boner Jousting by EN May 1, 2006
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Boner Jousting
when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification
pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
Boner Jousting by hootn July 22, 2008
Boner Jousting
When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
Boner Jousting by qwerty9183 January 5, 2011
bonerjustice
Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.
Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.
bonerjustice by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012
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