1 definition by hootn
when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification
pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
by hootn April 7, 2006