Boner Food

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Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.

Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?

Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.

Boner Food by YFSlovesurmom June 2, 2009

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food boner

An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.

I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!

food boner by ThatOneFoxGuy November 27, 2013

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food boner

The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.

I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.

food boner by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012

Food Boner

To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.

My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.

Food Boner by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011

food boner

when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.

I got a food boner yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was

food boner by Gurt B Frobe August 11, 2006

Word of the Day on October 24, 2011

Food Boner

When you see or eat food that is so delicious that you are aroused.

Wow, that burger gave me a food boner!

Food Boner by jose_spydah July 17, 2011

Food Boner

When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.

person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too

Food Boner by The Earl Of Pudding January 28, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026