boner drunk 

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

boner drunk by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011

boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

boner drinker by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

Boney Drank 

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.

What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.

Boney Drank by Stealthydan January 11, 2023

drinking bone 

The imaginary bone in the body that alcoholics blame for making them drink all the time.

"The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone,
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long,
And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone,
And the lonely bone's connected to the...drinkin' bone."
-Tracy Byrd, "Drinkin' Bone"

drinking bone by Nick D February 7, 2004

drink the bone 

Fellatio. Usually of the 'deep throat' sort.

"I love the way my girl drinks the bone."

"hey babe, how about you drink my bone?"

"After I got done in her ass, I made the bitch drink the bone."

drink the bone by guyjin February 19, 2007