boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

boner drunk by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011

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boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

boner drinker by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

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Related Words

boner drunk • boner drinker • Boney Drank • drinking bone • drink the bone • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face

Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.

What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.

Boney Drank by Stealthydan January 11, 2023

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drinking bone

The imaginary bone in the body that alcoholics blame for making them drink all the time.

"The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone,
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long,
And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone,
And the lonely bone's connected to the...drinkin' bone."
-Tracy Byrd, "Drinkin' Bone"

drinking bone by Nick D February 7, 2004

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drink the bone

Fellatio. Usually of the 'deep throat' sort.

"I love the way my girl drinks the bone."

"hey babe, how about you drink my bone?"

"After I got done in her ass, I made the bitch drink the bone."

drink the bone by guyjin February 19, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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