boner coma 

The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

boner coma by O Ski September 7, 2007

Boner Coma 

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.

"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"

Boner Coma by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011

post coma boner 

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

post coma boner by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

bonercomb

When you put your hard long reptilian dick inside of a Honeycomb

My friend aiden did a bonercomb last night, he says it was legendary

bonercomb by Mr.goofgoof January 28, 2021

Bonercoaster 

Bone·ah·coast·ah
Slang.

1. If used in the right context, it is another way of saying "Had sexual intercourse with."

2. It could also be used along similar lines to "Bollocksed it up."

1. "That's correct, my wife rode the bonercoaster last night."

2. "That project was a total fucking bonercoaster."

Bonercoaster by A.R.G.U.S Mykal September 4, 2006

Boneroma 

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.

I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.

Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Boneroma 

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.

My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.

Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020