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boxer burn 

Like carpet burn, but on you junk from your boxers after having dry sex.
Guy 1: Man my fucking junk hurts!
Guy 2: What the fuck happened?!
Guy 1: I got Boxer burn! My girl dry fucked me so hard last night...
boxer burn by Darrn April 14, 2014

Bone burn 

The abrasions received on a guys penis from the unwelcome friction created during a extended sexual encounter with a chick who has a not groomed her pubic area recently.
A problem that was more prevalent during the 1980's "untamed bush" era.
Hey bro. Did you end up dogging the chick I saw you with at the party the other night? Yeah man. We fucked like porn stars. I ended up with a case of Bone Burn that the medical journals would be proud to feature.
Bone burn by Woody Stump December 4, 2016

Burnt Boner 

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

Boyer-Burned 

A term used to describe a comment composed with the sole purpose of making a social media over-sharer of pointless ass opinions and stories feel retarded.
Jessica: "Perks of being single: I get the entire bed to myself!!! lol"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"
Boyer-Burned by pettyasstom January 13, 2018

bone burner

a dog, a canine pet, man's best friend
Does that bone burner bite?
bone burner by GMR December 7, 2007

Boyer-Burned 

Any savage / sarcastic / funny AF reply to an overly-sensitive pansy, made publicly, to make them feel like an idiot.
"Dude, did you see Brian's savage AF reply to that sensitive-ass, Mark's, Twitter rant? He BOYER-BURNED the shit out of that retard!"
Boyer-Burned by pettyasstom May 2, 2018