boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.

Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!

by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004

Boner

when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is

Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!

John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...

by Marley :) June 24, 2017

Boner

You penis's version of a thumbs up.

*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

by Jon200105 February 27, 2013

boner

A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.

Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner

by Sloshii October 14, 2017

Boner

Worst thing to get during school

Ah shit I got a boner *class sees it* fuck I'm screwed.

by Ligmaboi308 February 5, 2019

Boner

What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.

While I was in a school play, I got a boner.

by Sapphire Flames March 3, 2011

boner

Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.
Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME!

by A God Damned Furry September 11, 2011