bonatosis is an illness that occurs when one has lack of sexual intercourse. The time taken to develop this illness varies to each individual needs. The symptoms of bonatosis include being slightly less unsociable than one without bonatosis and frequent mood swings.

Example 1: Guy without bonatosis: "hey man, whats up with you? You've been grumpy all day!"
Guy with bonatosis: "I need to bone, its been a few weeks. I think im getting bonatosis"

Example 2: Guy without bonatosis: "Hey man, whats up? why are you so quite?"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing just go away"
Guy without bonatosis: "Come on whats up? You're never usually this quite"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing, I'm going to my room for 10 mins"
Guy without bonatosis mutters: "he must have bonatosis..."

bonatosis by bonatosis March 8, 2011

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Bonagorism

The practice of bitchy teaching with no reasoning

Rich McGinnis the history teacher definitely practices bonagorism with the way he treats his students

Bonagorism by 20’ paupack May 23, 2019

anna bonaccorso

If you ever meet Anna Bonaccorso, you lucky she's the most loyal friend. Loves to get hyped and is all about having fun. At times she can feel tired or sick that just means you have to cheer her up, She's a very humble person, she's so sweet to her friends.And if your not her friend well then you can count on getting a deadly glare from her across the room. She also says she's no gamer, but secretly we all know she's in her basement playing super Mario.

Dude we should invite Anna Bonaccorso and her friends to the party their all smoking hot!

anna bonaccorso by FXCGHBDCRYGHFVHJ January 10, 2016

bonacotti

Stupid or not very smart;a name to be teased with or called

The student had a bonacotti question, so the teacher gave a bonacotti answer.

bonacotti by jenna2222 March 24, 2009

bonamorin

a slang italian word used to replace the phrase "to bounce" or leave the area, (always used in a boastful fashion, sometimes unrightfully used by wevins aka wannabe kevins meaning wannabe really really pimped and extremely cool but still hot at the same time<this stunt can only be pulled off by kevin)

lets bonamorin, because this joint aint hoppin'

bonamorin by the ninja July 27, 2004

boncorial

Of or relating to the bounce, the head

He showed a distinct lack of boncorial intellect

boncorial by sphfive January 19, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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