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bonatosis 

bonatosis is an illness that occurs when one has lack of sexual intercourse. The time taken to develop this illness varies to each individual needs. The symptoms of bonatosis include being slightly less unsociable than one without bonatosis and frequent mood swings.
Example 1: Guy without bonatosis: "hey man, whats up with you? You've been grumpy all day!"
Guy with bonatosis: "I need to bone, its been a few weeks. I think im getting bonatosis"

Example 2: Guy without bonatosis: "Hey man, whats up? why are you so quite?"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing just go away"
Guy without bonatosis: "Come on whats up? You're never usually this quite"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing, I'm going to my room for 10 mins"
Guy without bonatosis mutters: "he must have bonatosis..."
bonatosis by bonatosis March 8, 2011
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Bonagorism 

The practice of bitchy teaching with no reasoning
Rich McGinnis the history teacher definitely practices bonagorism with the way he treats his students
Bonagorism by 20’ paupack May 23, 2019
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A way to describe something you hate or dislike very much or you are very bad or horrible at something.
I am very bonosis at surfing.

You are bonosis
bonosis by Mr jimmyson November 4, 2020
Can be used in replacement of any bad or insulting words. Can be used to say something is terrible or to insult someone.
You are a bonosis!

This food tastes bonosis

That is such a bonosis idea !!
Bonosis by Mr jimmyson November 5, 2020
Pasta covered in cum (sexual style)
"Hey, I made bonatoni for you"
Bonatoni by Wopopolay October 24, 2025
Pasta the sexual style! Cum-Covered pasta, loaded in semen.
Ayy, giovanni! Gimme ya best pasta! Make it Bonatoni style.
Bonatoni by Blocken October 24, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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