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bonatosis is an illness that occurs when one has lack of sexual intercourse. The time taken to develop this illness varies to each individual needs. The symptoms of bonatosis include being slightly less unsociable than one without bonatosis and frequent mood swings.

Example 1: Guy without bonatosis: "hey man, whats up with you? You've been grumpy all day!"
Guy with bonatosis: "I need to bone, its been a few weeks. I think im getting bonatosis"

Example 2: Guy without bonatosis: "Hey man, whats up? why are you so quite?"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing just go away"
Guy without bonatosis: "Come on whats up? You're never usually this quite"
Guy with bonatosis: "Nothing, I'm going to my room for 10 mins"
Guy without bonatosis mutters: "he must have bonatosis..."

bonatosis by bonatosis March 8, 2011

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Bonagorism

The practice of bitchy teaching with no reasoning

Rich McGinnis the history teacher definitely practices bonagorism with the way he treats his students

Bonagorism by 20’ paupack May 23, 2019

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bonosis

A way to describe something you hate or dislike very much or you are very bad or horrible at something.

I am very bonosis at surfing.

You are bonosis

bonosis by Mr jimmyson November 4, 2020

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Bonosis

Can be used in replacement of any bad or insulting words. Can be used to say something is terrible or to insult someone.

You are a bonosis!

This food tastes bonosis

That is such a bonosis idea !!

Bonosis by Mr jimmyson November 5, 2020

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Bonatoni

Pasta the sexual style! Cum-Covered pasta, loaded in semen.

Ayy, giovanni! Gimme ya best pasta! Make it Bonatoni style.

Bonatoni by Blocken October 24, 2025

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Bonatoni

Pasta covered in cum (sexual style)

"Hey, I made bonatoni for you"

Bonatoni by Wopopolay October 24, 2025

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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