bollocular

adjective having the quality of being bollocks; nonsense of the worst order; complete rubbish

reponse to an utterly senseless and futile remark - "That's absolutely bollocular"

by joking-philosopher February 27, 2022

Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.

1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!

by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010

ballnoculars

Placing your testicles in another person's eyesockets, one for each hole. Only can be done when the person giving the ballnoculars goes up 2 or more.

Eric gases on Chris so Chris is now allowed to give Eric ballnoculars

by TearDrop April 24, 2005

Boneocular

The extremely large protruding outward eyebrow bone usually found on a Neanderthal or on the Rated R Superstar Edge on Wrestling.

Man, look at the boneoculars on that guy! I bet his eyes never see the light of day because they are always shielded from the sun.

by SHNLK February 19, 2011

Bolloclarva

For a man to sit on a woman’s face speading the skin on his balls over the face like a balaclava.

Last night I didn’t know who she was she was covering her face with a “bolloclarva”

by AMAZING DILLA May 13, 2018

bollecular structure

The nobsack-dick-pubes combo. (A corruption of molecular structure.)

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003