Bollen

When someone leans down and finds themselves staring at the ground and all of a sudden a tornado steals their attic.

Holy cow, that girl just experiences a Bollen

by CrazyBollen February 10, 2010

Cheesy bellend

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend

WW's bellend is damn cheesy

by dikke piele November 28, 2004

Bellend

Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015

tom bolland

tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW

karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA

by join the RELIGION!! April 26, 2021

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

Bollanted

Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.

Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!

by seniorsensor April 20, 2014