Bollen
When someone leans down and finds themselves staring at the ground and all of a sudden a tornado steals their attic.
Bollen by CrazyBollen February 10, 2010
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Cheesy bellend
Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend
Cheesy bellend by dikke piele November 28, 2004
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Bollen • Bollendorf • bollening • Patata bollente • bolle • bellendish • bollinger • Ballen • Bellendium • bellendrical
Bellend
Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
Me: You bellend.
Bellend by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015
tom bolland
tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW
karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA
tom bolland by join the RELIGION!! April 26, 2021
Boisterous bellend
This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.
Boisterous bellend by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020
bellendery
His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.
bellendery by GfL March 5, 2013
Bollanted
Taking the heat for someone else when they overpromise yet underperform and are nowhere to be found.
Fuzzy Bollanted me again! He promised his customer they would have their order today but it won't be ready for a week and Fuzzy's on vacation. BOLLANTED!!!!
Bollanted by seniorsensor April 20, 2014
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