Boiwife

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A feminine or girly (see also: femboy) male, typically within a gay marriage/relationship. Boiwives fill the role of a traditional housewife in a gay relationship which includes cooking, cleaning, child reering (usually adopted or surrogate children).

Danny really loves cooking and cleaning for his boyfriend, Give him a little apron and he’d make good boiwife material

Boiwife by Jonathan Doesage July 27, 2023

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boiwife

A boiwife is the laid-back, typically slightly more feminine counterpart of an androgynous lesbian relationship. Not femme, but not butch. Typically ensures that the husbutch stays grounded.

Nancy's new boiwife certainly knows how to throw a party.

boiwife by Roxy Toks January 16, 2018

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boywife

An appreciably younger male romantic partner, especially one inclined towards domesticity or care-giving.

Jim's apartment has been so much neater since he snagged that boywife from UCLA.

boywife by yuricoomerarashi June 7, 2021

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Swiss Army Boywife

Someone who is considered non-binary and genderfluid that is sexually versatile and a switch that strongly believes in being predominantly a "service bottom" and taking care of someone's needs either sexually, romantically, and platonically. They perpetuate the "femboy/thembo" aesthetic.

They're so awesome. I adore my Swiss Army Boywife!!

Swiss Army Boywife by TacticuteDilf March 28, 2022

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Boywife

A feminine boy typically on female hormones who serves the traditional role of a wife by being homebound, cooking, and cleaning for his spouse. He is often submissive to his dominant spouse and derives deep pleasure from making their owner happy.

Man, your boywife does a such a good job cooking

Boywife by Boiwifey November 6, 2023

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boywife

a boy you really like, and want to date. A boywife is a boy who is very sweet and cute that you’re talking to. Calling someone boywife is a step above boyfriend

“Oh my god he’s so boywife”
“BOYWIFE!!!!”

boywife by sexyfwogie August 3, 2023

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boywife

when a masculine aligned person (usually in a relationship) also identifies with the term "wife", not in a girl way, but in a sweet, passionate and wholesome way.

Pablo is so sweet, he is so boywife slay

boywife by quartzslayer May 19, 2022

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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