boitson

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A boitson is the art of wearing a dildo on your head in order to please a woman well.

Damn girl that guy pulled a boitson last night and now I wont walk straight for a week.

Stop being a boitson and take that off already.

I just pulled a boitson on her and we woke up the neighborhood.

boitson by Dontyouknowimloco May 7, 2018

Words you can keep

Bootson

Bootson, also known as "The Boot" is a name given to those who fuck many woman and do a shit load of drugs.

Omg dude you were such a Bootson last night

Bootson by Bootman47 October 28, 2019

Related Words

boitson • Boisson • boltsona • Bootsonite • botson pancake • owen boissonneault • Boots on the Ground • boots-on • brits on the piss

Bootsonite

The rarest mineral in the universe, usually found in the nung.

I just picked up this sweet bootsonite out of a toilet in Harlem. Dude.

Bootsonite by No January 10, 2004

Boisson

A man who has a bald head but also has a hot bod.

"Man that guy is such a slaphead, but damn he's got a fit body. What a boisson".

Boisson by Carnage82 February 15, 2009

botson pancake

When a girl from Boston has a flat ass

Hey bro I was at the bar last night and saw a botson pancake

botson pancake by Xray007 July 9, 2016

boltsona

somebodys bolt oc/sona

"look at my boltsona!"

boltsona by ---Sapling--Springs!!--- May 2, 2024

owen boissonneault

owen boissonneault is the best best ever ever in the world. he makes everyone laugh and has the best personality you could imagine. he’s always doing things for others and is one of the most selfless people you’ll ever meet. he’s every girl’s dream boy. he’s literally tall dark and handsome. though his good looks are quite the plus, nothing could ever match his amazing and unmatched personality. ♥️

oh wow owen boissonneault is such a hottie hottie hot hot

owen boissonneault by smelly.ears October 22, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026