boil water 

The act of "boiling water" can refer to two things.

1. Heating up an amount of water with the intent to make it reach a temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, which is the accepted standard boiling point of water.

2. A euphemism for smoking weed (or another substance) through a bong, since the sound the water makes during inhalation resembles the sound of water that has reached it's boiling point.

1. Max: Yo, I'm so hungry... gotta any food in the house Blake?
Blake: Yeah man, I've got some ravioli, let me just boil some water and it'll be ready pretty soon.

2. Blake: So what do you wanna do while the food is getting ready?
Max: Let's boil water! *makes gesture of lighting bong*
Blake: Hell yeah. *gets bong from behind couch*

boil water by justfetus January 13, 2011

Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

Watching water boil by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016