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When pockets of air get trapped under one of the many rolls of fat of an obese person, the release of that air and the sound it makes is a Boif. Much like a similar phenomenon that occurs in a woman's vagina, the queef.
you fucked that fat girl?! how loud did she boif man?
Boif by themetalapple July 3, 2011
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Short for "boyfriend" who is also "hubby material".
I went out with my boif today.

A: Have your parents met your boif yet?

B: Not yet, we just started going out
Boif by #1 Boif September 25, 2022
* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.
Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011

boifriend 

A lesbian's girlfriend who identifies as a boi.
I met Tina and her boifriend Lisa at the concert last night. They are really cute together!
boifriend by The Lady Lucy December 28, 2009

Boifedot 

A computer virus which is designed to render ineffective the spell-check tool on Microsoft Word.
Professor: I took a look at that rough draft you emailed me for your term paper. How can i say this? You sound fucking retarded. Everything was misspelled.

Student: God Dammit i thought i got rid of that Boifedot infecting my computer.

Professor: Oh...well in that case i completely understand and fully sympathize...you still really suck at grammar and spelling.
Boifedot by Estevan September 28, 2009

Boifrann 

A male significant other in South Louisiana.

Essentially the same as "boyfriend" but enhanced by the colorful Cajun accent.
Typical Cajun grandmother to her grandchild: "Aw mais, beb, you gotchaself a lil boifrann?!?"
Boifrann by mypseudoname August 20, 2013
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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