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"Chrissy, your boif is a geek."
"I'd like you to meet my new boif."
boif by Loucele January 14, 2006
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When pockets of air get trapped under one of the many rolls of fat of an obese person, the release of that air and the sound it makes is a Boif. Much like a similar phenomenon that occurs in a woman's vagina, the queef.
you fucked that fat girl?! how loud did she boif man?
Boif by themetalapple July 3, 2011
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Short for "boyfriend" who is also "hubby material".
I went out with my boif today.

A: Have your parents met your boif yet?

B: Not yet, we just started going out
Boif by #1 Boif September 25, 2022
When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.
* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.
Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011

boifriend 

A lesbian's girlfriend who identifies as a boi.
I met Tina and her boifriend Lisa at the concert last night. They are really cute together!
boifriend by The Lady Lucy December 28, 2009

Boifedot 

A computer virus which is designed to render ineffective the spell-check tool on Microsoft Word.
Professor: I took a look at that rough draft you emailed me for your term paper. How can i say this? You sound fucking retarded. Everything was misspelled.

Student: God Dammit i thought i got rid of that Boifedot infecting my computer.

Professor: Oh...well in that case i completely understand and fully sympathize...you still really suck at grammar and spelling.
Boifedot by Estevan September 28, 2009

Boifrann 

A male significant other in South Louisiana.

Essentially the same as "boyfriend" but enhanced by the colorful Cajun accent.
Typical Cajun grandmother to her grandchild: "Aw mais, beb, you gotchaself a lil boifrann?!?"
Boifrann by mypseudoname August 20, 2013
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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