A bognode is a suspicious lump that appears while someone is hungover. It's usually caused by bumping into things while blackout drunk, so the bognode's host usually cannot remember how it got there.
Flatmate 1: "Wild night, huh?"
Flatmate 2 (obviously hungover): "No, no, I'm just tired from studying with friends last night"
Flatmate 1: "Studying gave you that bognode?"
Flatmate 2: "Bollocks. you caught me."
Flatmate 2 (obviously hungover): "No, no, I'm just tired from studying with friends last night"
Flatmate 1: "Studying gave you that bognode?"
Flatmate 2: "Bollocks. you caught me."
by squirrel-chomper May 31, 2024
Get the bognodemug.