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A bognode is a suspicious lump that appears while someone is hungover. It's usually caused by bumping into things while blackout drunk, so the bognode's host usually cannot remember how it got there.

Flatmate 1: "Wild night, huh?"
Flatmate 2 (obviously hungover): "No, no, I'm just tired from studying with friends last night"
Flatmate 1: "Studying gave you that bognode?"
Flatmate 2: "Bollocks. you caught me."

bognode by squirrel-chomper May 31, 2024

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bognoel

The shittest person alive.

Can often be found sucking kids off behind the bike shed or giving Chinese burns to dogs.

BogNoel is really shit. I'd be gutted if I was him!

bognoel by Jlee April 14, 2015

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bognoddled

Someones set you up and left you with the thought of you have no reason to how or why its happened

You've been bognoddled!!

bognoddled by bushwacked777 August 23, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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