bognode

A bognode is a suspicious lump that appears while someone is hungover. It's usually caused by bumping into things while blackout drunk, so the bognode's host usually cannot remember how it got there.

Flatmate 1: "Wild night, huh?"
Flatmate 2 (obviously hungover): "No, no, I'm just tired from studying with friends last night"
Flatmate 1: "Studying gave you that bognode?"
Flatmate 2: "Bollocks. you caught me."

by squirrel-chomper May 31, 2024

bognoel

The shittest person alive.

Can often be found sucking kids off behind the bike shed or giving Chinese burns to dogs.

BogNoel is really shit. I'd be gutted if I was him!

by Jlee April 14, 2015

bognoddled

Someones set you up and left you with the thought of you have no reason to how or why its happened

You've been bognoddled!!

by bushwacked777 August 23, 2016