boffning 

The action of huffing dry shampoo or spray deodorant with a towel.

“Hey want to try boffning?”
“Yea I have some deodorant we can use”

boffning by Saudis March 24, 2024

boffing 

Having sex with; Sometimes used to imply a secret sexual relationship. Also implying casual sexual relationship.

"Boffing" is a less offensive term than "fucking" and therefore the term boffing is more readily used in polite company.

humping fucking screwing

"No one knew he was boffing the librarian every night on stacks of books."
Or
"Fill my cavity," she yelled, while wildly boffing him on the dentists chair.

boffing by Knightword March 3, 2008

bread boffing 

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

bread boffing by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

boffing 

having sex

I was boffing her in the elevator when the doors opened.

boffing by dude_zeon May 15, 2004

boffing 

1) having sex ; british term that is making an American debut

2) a sport popular with the geeky male population of Ashland, Oregon which consists of hitting each other with home made weaponry made out of plastic pipes, foam and duct tape. strict rules but a loose concept, fun to watch, mostly a male dominated sport.

1) yeah, i dumped my boyfriend because i found out he was boffing the girl next door.

2) on saturday, my boyfriend goes boffing with his friends. I mean the sport.

boffing by Violent Violet June 7, 2007

boffing 

Having sex.
British in orgin.

I boffed the girl I met at the club real good.

boffing by tom sawyer June 4, 2005

boffing 

having sex, screwing

From Tom Clancy's "The Sum of all Fears:" "Honey, I can't tell the President I was late for work because I was boffing my wife across the street."

boffing by El Pyro June 12, 2005