2 definitions by Julien Holden
When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.
Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."
by Julien Holden July 19, 2006
When someone tells a poor or offensive joke that nobody in the audience laughs at, it is said to have gone down like a "shit butty"...obviously something unpleasant to the system.
"Ian Foster told the guys a joke about homosexuals. Nobody thought if was funny. In fact it went down like a shit butty."
by Julien Holden July 20, 2006