bocfob

Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.

"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"

"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"

"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"

"Yup, shes a bocfob"

bocfob by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

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BOTFOB

When the male sex organ becomes turgid with blood due to the enormity of a females mammary glands

BOT - Big Old Titties ( o )( o )
FOB - Full On Boner 8===D

"Sandra, you'll have to give me a minute before I get out of the swimming pool.... I have a throbbing BOTFOB after seeing you in your polka dot bikini"

BOTFOB by David Benson-Phillips April 12, 2019

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Related Words

bocfob • bocfoc • Boctober • BOTFOB • boyfobia

bocfoc

Body off Crimewatch, Face off Crimewatch, a girl with an unattractive body and also an unattractvie face. See bobfoc

Man, that girl is a real bocfoc!

bocfoc by Adiechorizo May 17, 2007

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Boctober

A month used by many to describe their feelings towards a Vietnamese man named tony

It also contains only Tuesdays.

Tony took me out in boctober

Boctober by Fifimon February 5, 2019

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boyfobia

a fear of all boys, guys and men. peeing in ur pants when a boy passes by.rollin into a ball when a guy passes by.shakin wen a man comes.

oh no don't come close to her she has boyfobiabackround girl is peein..pss..

boyfobia by duchess ducky June 28, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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