bocfob

Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.

"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"

"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"

"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"

"Yup, shes a bocfob"

bocfob by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

BOTFOB 

When the male sex organ becomes turgid with blood due to the enormity of a females mammary glands

BOT - Big Old Titties ( o )( o )
FOB - Full On Boner 8===D

"Sandra, you'll have to give me a minute before I get out of the swimming pool.... I have a throbbing BOTFOB after seeing you in your polka dot bikini"

BOTFOB by David Benson-Phillips April 12, 2019

bocfoc 

Body off Crimewatch, Face off Crimewatch, a girl with an unattractive body and also an unattractvie face. See bobfoc

Man, that girl is a real bocfoc!

bocfoc by Adiechorizo May 17, 2007

Boctober 

A month used by many to describe their feelings towards a Vietnamese man named tony

It also contains only Tuesdays.

Tony took me out in boctober

Boctober by Fifimon February 5, 2019

boyfobia 

a fear of all boys, guys and men. peeing in ur pants when a boy passes by.rollin into a ball when a guy passes by.shakin wen a man comes.

oh no don't come close to her she has boyfobiabackround girl is peein..pss..

boyfobia by duchess ducky June 28, 2005