67 definitions by bill the cat

Barenaked Ladies

A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.

One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.

by bill the cat July 18, 2008

Romanian moment

A point in time when a leader finally realizes that he has completely lost control. Term relates to the events of 1989 when Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu was standing on the balcony in Bucharest and was unable to stop the crowd from booing him. A few days later his government fell and he was executed.

Many people think George W. Bush's Romanian moment was Hurricane Katrina while others think it's the rabid opposition to the Harriet Miers nomination. But others says it will soon happen over his handling of the War on Terror.

by bill the cat July 17, 2008

bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat September 16, 2008

Serbian exit

To die in jail from natural causes before a guilty verdict can be reached.

Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.

by bill the cat April 23, 2008

Serbian exit

To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.

Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.

by bill the cat April 29, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat July 17, 2008

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by bill the cat May 13, 2008