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bobalong 

something that decideds to float vigerously on the surface of a body of water
jim: my god that cow was duing 1 hell of a bobalong last night
bill: i kno it was just crazy.
bobalong by militant pigmi September 26, 2006

bobalons 

Kate Upton has the sweetest bobalons.
bobalons by Nebro Joelatelli December 15, 2013
you are the biggest bobolongo i have ever seen.
bobolongo by Ramonsito March 4, 2008

Napoleon Bonalongsclong 

A short person with a large penis.
Hey I'm 5'4" with a 11 inch penis, they call me "Napoleon Bonalongsclong!"

bopalongs 

you have a very nice set of bopalongs
bopalongs by czar_trancz April 27, 2003

boblongiandicularianquandinglinger 

clever silly little creatures with distinguishing carrot ears and buck-teeth chompers, they inhabit the underground tunnels of the mr beast burger restaurant. most are friendly, but if you anger them they will scream in a high pitched voice till your ears bleed. but if uou are nice, they will love you unconditionally 🤗
person A: “did you hear? the boblongiandicularianquandinglinge has coronavirus.”
person B: “the boblongiandicularianquandinglinger is dangerous!!!”