Generally known as one who is addicted to their blackberry
smartphone. These people will spend all day on their phone, mostly on bbm (blackberry messenger), an instant messaging application on the phone. These kind of people will be commonly known as baddict's, and they will rarely be separated from their screens. They become terribly annoying, as their phone will constantly buzz and ping with every new message received.
Lad 1: wait a second mate, just got to reply to my bbm
Lad 2: allow that man, ur a baddict, get off your blackberry and stop being anti-social.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!