boaman

geeky loser who like to masterbate

man i can tell that kid jerks it 3 times a day, what a boaman

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Bowman Out

To Bowman Out, is to fully (or partially) commit to an idea and/or event and predictably back-out last minute.

Dude, Don't Bowman Out on us!

by DubCeeDictionary December 31, 2011

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".

"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"

by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

bamanboi

Bamanboi is a magic kettle, crafted by the dankest wizards of Norway, it is forged of the finest meme ore gathered from the deepest norwegian meme mines. If you boil fresh memes in it it will unleash a screech so dank, that it will destroy all cringe within 1337 m.

Agmund: Damn, they have cringe!
Redvald: Use the Bamanboi!

by Raylionn May 11, 2016

tony bamanaboni

Tony bamanaboni is a forced meme from the depths of hell created by his cringesty pyrocynical himself. The character of Tony bamanaboni is damned for eternity to tell people his name every five seconds and sell life insurances.

Niall: Hi what's up
Tony bamanaboni: Hi my name's Tony bamanaboni would you like some life insurance? I'm Tony bamanaboni.

by Raylionn May 27, 2016

little boatman

the clit

I love to lick the little boatman.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Boyman

Boyman is a super hero who is a boy but has all the powers of a man. He knows how to do taxes and can carry heavy groceries. He fights off villains such as TeacherFace, HandsomeGuy, and RoughtyTeenager.

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Boyman getting a loan at the bank!"

by chadbrown June 30, 2016