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Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.
Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

fuck blurter

where you are in front of a crowd and you blurt out the word "FUCK!"
(Beautyfull music plays. Boy messes up)
FUCK!
"FUCK BLURTER!"

fuck buster 

someone who walks into the room while you are having sex
My mother is such a fuck buster.
fuck buster by j.lowe April 10, 2008

fuck blister 

Blisters you get from having really rough sex.
My fuck blisters are starting to rot.
fuck blister by jonathan kulz October 9, 2003

Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blusterfuck 

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.
I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked
blusterfuck by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010