v. The
act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her
open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be
trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.
Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old
fashion Mississippi Fuck
Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"