A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
by Fed up September 9, 2018
A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.
by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009
A joining of the terms 'blogosphere' and 'clusterfuck', a blusterfuck is a fevered avalanche of blogosphere activity, usually in response to a big news story. As the number of stories multiply, bloggers increasingly engage in bluster and attempts to outdo each other in their analyses.
by Navneet Alang February 1, 2008
by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010
The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.
by Phenton Wandsnout January 27, 2014