Urban Dictionary: Definitions by rileyblanchard

blurbing

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying

friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass

my friend maddie is drunk and wants this to become a word. she invented it. thanks

When something is cute or random and you feel all squirmy inside

Squirrels are so Pachoo!!
or
(Insert crush name) is pachoo today it makes me so soft