blunion

A blunt made out of an onion.

They made a blunt out of an onion.
Yeah, it’s a blunion. Is that weird?
They made a blunt out of an onion!

by Im not putting my lips on that March 7, 2021

Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

Bluntonics

The Art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=

"Your blunt has a inch pinch on the end", "Your blunt ends in a skimped closed end", "My blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ", This is Bluntonics

by Shadowking1943 April 25, 2011

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

Bunionfucker

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.

Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*

by JoShmoe October 31, 2011

Bunion Job

A sexual act which is same as any other foot job or foot fuck except that the provider has a severe case of bunions on both feet. The bony protrusions are highly pleasurable to the receiver's fuck knob as they provide additional, rigid stimulation that is not otherwise provided by someone with soft, non-bunioned feet.

Carl loved getting a good foot job to pacify his foot fetish. While he enjoyed a getting off on a girl's soft feet, he truly preferred the enjoyment and stimulation of a good old fashioned Bunion Job.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

Bunion

A common ingredient in soup

DAMNNN this soup is good, ARE THERE BUNIONS IN THIS?

by Potateequeen April 14, 2022