Blunderguff 

A horrendous smelling fart let off just before an attractive member of the opposite sex comes in the room.

Haha.... that James just set off a blunderguff- he farted & the girl he likes came over to talk him!

Blunderguff by Nicholas Gunn January 18, 2008

Blunderguff 

Farting just before a sexy lady comes into a room

Dave Matthews "Blunderguff"
Dude2 "Why?"
Dave Matthews "Sara from receptions just walked in"
Dude2 "Fail!"

Blunderguff by sickdom June 10, 2011

blunderguff 

Criticism brought on by a mistake.

I realize that I really messed up, but I don't appreciate all the blunderguff she's giving me.

blunderguff by Joeloveskelly June 8, 2016

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

flarpy blunderguff 

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable

I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!

blundergunt by Jimgle July 17, 2014