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blues weed 

blues weed is a stronger type of weed usually grown around october 15 time
mush chek dis dealer ees duin blues get down der n lay on a tenna bagg den giv him sum 1 elses fone numba n leg it wida blues weed haha
blues weed by www.rockthevibe.co.nr October 30, 2007
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Bad weed blues 

A feeling of unsatisfaction due to the lack of good weed. Coined by Bone Thugs and Harmony.
Dealer: What you need, homie?
Homie: I need a dub of tha chronic yo...
Dealer: All I got is stress...
Homie: Damn, I got the bad weed blues...
Bad weed blues by Anonymous July 30, 2004

Weed Smokers Blues

When a weed smoker becomes addicted and uses it to smoke the blues away
Person 1: My boyfriend left me, I'm rolling up I can't stand my sober mind right now
Person 2: So you have the Weed Smokers Blues
Weed Smokers Blues by ChessZheng November 11, 2025

The Bluey-weed Paradox 

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.
"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."
The Bluey-weed Paradox by Dr15$ November 12, 2023

blue ice weed 

blue ice weed by CraigyB July 4, 2003

blue moon weed 

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating
yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!
blue moon weed by paneshroud December 22, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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