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Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010
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bluegar
An older woman, usually between 50 and 60, who frequents clubs or venues where blues music is performed. "Bluegars" tend to be highly intoxicated and overly aggressive toward younger men, especially if those younger men are musicians. Unlike "cougars" who are generally attractive older women, "bluegars" are almost never attractive.
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bluetard
A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007
bluetard
(noun) plural, bluetards.
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
bluetard by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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