bluejar

Escort slang:

Blow Job

She was offering a BlueJar w/o cap

by Kajin5505 February 22, 2017

bluetards

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

bluegar

An older woman, usually between 50 and 60, who frequents clubs or venues where blues music is performed. "Bluegars" tend to be highly intoxicated and overly aggressive toward younger men, especially if those younger men are musicians. Unlike "cougars" who are generally attractive older women, "bluegars" are almost never attractive.

Man, did you see that bluegar in the leather jacket? She totally flashed us during the last set and keeps winking at me. She looks like she's been drunk since noon....

by Scrubbins April 28, 2011

bluevaries

female version of blue balls; when a chick doesnt to get to orgasm

My boyfriend gave me bluevaries when he busted a nut too early

by divas949 March 5, 2010

bluevaries

when a partner male or female cums too quick on the female partner when she is about to cum

girl:"ugh my hubby just quit on my last night when i was about to pop, i got bluevaries"

by erivas_4o8 January 22, 2008

bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

bluetard

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB

Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!

by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010