by Xela808 January 28, 2015
Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
by O' Briney March 05, 2009
When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
by Dildo Shwagins July 07, 2021
When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.
by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005
In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014
The best food ever created!!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 02, 2017
by kintatatsu November 23, 2010