blue-jayed

Signing one up for Central Columbia School District's BluejayNotify text update service, so that they are overwhelmed with annoying text messages.

Hey guys we totally blue-jayed Chris's phone! He's gotten text messages for a year! He's so pissed!

blue-jayed by Bob_Dylans_Mom October 7, 2011

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Blue jayed

When a bird (female) is so bad in bed the guy cant get off, leaving him with said blue balls. but this encompasses a round 2, to which the genlemen gets off neither time.

Yo, I heard his lady blue jayed him last night.

Blue jayed by Philo5000 & ChefCurrey July 31, 2021

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Toronto Bluejayed

To have coitus with a formerly attractive women that has lost her mind with cosmetic surgery

Take a look of this picture before and after surgery. I Toronto Bluejayed that stuff

Toronto Bluejayed by DunkSondyDunk March 12, 2023

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bluejaye

Either a nonbinary/transgender or a person with sick ass parents there sweet funny and hot and usually have a sexy discord wife so be aware THEY ARE TAKEN!

Bluejaye is super cool!!

bluejaye by Rylees hubby September 2, 2021

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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